✧PRE-ORDER✧ Genshin Impact Character Condom - Zhongli
Character condom featuring Zhongli from Genshin Impact, for your "special occasion".... or for just collecting purposes to your Zhongli shrine - since according to Twitter, Genshin fans do not have sex!! That said, this is a limited novelty item - once they are sold out, they will not be made anymore!
The condom comes in a holographic heart shaped packaging with instructions inside ♡ will be packed discreetly, you will have no idea what it is until you open it!
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This ultra thin condom is made without harmful chemicals, does not contain spermicide and is fragrance-free.
Electronically triple tested for safety, it's ISO-certified, made from 100% natural latex and features easy-to-open buttercup packaging. No more ripping wrappers or guessing which way is up!
✧ Material: Latex
✧ Color: Pink
NF EN ISO 4074:2002, CE0120-certified for safety. Prevention of STI's.
Made in France.
PLEASE NOTE:
✧ This is a pre-order item. Estimated shipping time is in late March, early April due to production delays.
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Artist's comment:
After the Kotaku article, this meme spread like wildfire, I am still shocked over the impact it made, hahaha. This was originally just a small gag merch-idea meant for my Twitter followers, and since anime character condoms aren't a new thing, the popularity was unexpected. This will be a great gift idea for your friends - the jokes write themselves, grab your zhongdoms while they're available!
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"Shields you from massive damage of responsibility"
- random twitter user #1
"Imagine your man going to burst and shouts "TENDOU BANSHOU"
- random twitter user #2
"Zhongli's providing protection against parenthood"
- random twitter user #3
"Don't even TRY to woo me if we aren't going to use the Zhongli condoms in bed"
- random twitter user #4
"*me and my wife about to have sex* hold on babe I've got to get my zhongdom"
- random twitter user #5
"Creates a shield of jade with dmg absorption that scales with Zhongli's max HP"
- random twitter user #6
"One way ticket into my pants, don’t even look at me if ur not carrying a zhongdom."
- random twitter user #7
"Genshin players do NOT have sex, these condoms are gonna collect dust like Guizhong."
- random twitter user #8
"WHEN I SAID ZHONGLI OFFERS PROTECTION FOR GENSHIN PLAYERS I MEANT HIS SHIELD NOT A CONDOM *crying emoji*"
- random twitter user #9
"Help Zhongli became a shield...... literally"
- random twitter user #10
"5* Adeptus Condom, gain a shield with 90% chance to prevent pregnancy. Gain 1 stack for every 5s. Each stack increases Normal ATK SPD by 6% and ATK by 10%. Stack resets when you stop moving."
- random twitter user #11
"ZHONGLI + CONDOM = ZHONGDOM
Don't be foolish, cover your pillars"
- random twitter user #12
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This is not official merchandise, Genshin Impact and characters belong to Hoyoverse. All Fan Art and Fan Merchandise in my shop is made and designed by me. I abide by Hoyoverse's Genshin Impact Overseas Fan-Made Merchandising Guide's rules.
